It looks like the dryer is not the only place socks disappear. They also hitch hike. For instance, this one caught a free ride over three state lines and sliped through a washer and dryer at our expense. Apparently he was in a bad relationship because he left his significant other behind. I would be happy to return him to his home (if he will go willingly). If anyone wishes to claim this sock, or simply has it in their heart to provide a loving home for this freeloader, please contact me via my blog comments. Otherwise he may pair up with one of our lonely stockings whose partner has run out on them (not very committed creatures, are they?), or find a new purpose in life as a dust rag or puppet.
3 comments:
Ha ha!
I have had my child's go unheard of also...
sad days that even these creatures feel lonely and without the conviction to stick through the tough moments in the washer/dryer cycle
HAHAHA!
BG
Awesome post! Cracking me up!
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